Caption Competition - sarcasm recommended
Rough Guides is in PR overload as it pushes its new guidebook to England.
Press release blurb:
...in a country where “queuing remains a national pastime” the Rough Guide says there’s one thing that unites the nation: “their sense of humour”.Well let's see how devoted we are - and readers in other countries, of course - to the lowest form of wit (but the highest form of humour) with a caption to go alongside this picture of Kayak co-founder and CEO, Steve Hafner, at the Travolution Summit a few weeks back.
“The English are devoted to sarcasm on a gigantic scale.”
Entries via the comments button. A prize for the best one...
Kevin May, editor, Travolution
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19 comments:
please forgive me, i don't mean to come across as an arrogant yank
If i hold my hands like this I know the water of competition will part before me.
Just praying that this won't be the last time I am allowed to speak in public.
Kayak announce launch of new flight metasearch tool on a wing and a prayer
or
Kayak praying for return of paddle
or
The photographer captures the moment John Prescott hears about new cruise search functionality on Kayak
(he famously used to be a cruise ship steward)
TravelSupermarket who?
graham donowho?
Once we've conquered Europe I pray there will be budget left over for some trade advertsing...
Clap your hands if you love Michelle Peluso.
"please joel, can i buy another boat?"
"Paper covers stone! I win! I win! In your face, loser! I don't believe how dumb you are!
Ah, er, I mean the... er... the consumer is the real winner here."
There was this one time...at "Kayak camp"...where I dreamt about crushing in my hands Google and Expedia together.
As he looked around the room, Mr Hafner inwardly swore vengeance on whoever it was who told him to imagine his audience naked.
I lost my paddle
"isn't there some british saying; up shit creak without a paddle?"
I thought something was amiss when the guy from Travelsupermarket said i should try that new aftershave Eau De Glue.
I'm just thanking the lord that we do not have to worry about CPC trademarks in the US.
Following last comment.
"...but will gladly bid here in the UK. hurrah. "
Sidestep really was good value, honest guv! Why won't anyone believe me?
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