Friday Funny

Bourne Leisure is trying to boost its affiliate partner scheme so we thought we'd help them along a bit with this short film plot .

To be read in the style of the voiceover for a US blockbuster thriller!

"Travomotion Pictures Presents 'The Bourne Affiliate'

Following the footsteps of an ex-CIA agent who has turned travel agent..... we give you Matthew 'Butlins' Bourne. He's back and he means business. Affiliate web business!

The action takes place in a UK travel agency somewhere is Hemel Hempstead where cash is king and commission can be earned 24/7.

Also featuring starlet 'Haven Warner' as a top selling affiliate agent who falls for Bourne's charms.

Just the touch of a button, an online button, and earnings and a lot more could be explosive!"

Ends

It was too good an opportunity to be missed but don't worry we won't be giving up the day job.

Linda Fox, lead reporter, Travolution