Friday, March 14, 2008

Friday Funny

Bourne Leisure is trying to boost its affiliate partner scheme so we thought we'd help them along a bit with this short film plot .

To be read in the style of the voiceover for a US blockbuster thriller!

"Travomotion Pictures Presents 'The Bourne Affiliate'

Following the footsteps of an ex-CIA agent who has turned travel agent..... we give you Matthew 'Butlins' Bourne. He's back and he means business. Affiliate web business!

The action takes place in a UK travel agency somewhere is Hemel Hempstead where cash is king and commission can be earned 24/7.

Also featuring starlet 'Haven Warner' as a top selling affiliate agent who falls for Bourne's charms.

Just the touch of a button, an online button, and earnings and a lot more could be explosive!"


It was too good an opportunity to be missed but don't worry we won't be giving up the day job.

Linda Fox, lead reporter, Travolution

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